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The print sits smooth on the fine-knit surface, so the sloth looks exactly as unbothered as intended and the shoebill stays as unapproachable as it wants to be. Cold wash, low tumble, and it comes back ready for whatever the meerkat has planned ~ the meerkat always has something planned. Sizes run from the smallest cub in the family to the tallest giraffe... well, the tallest human.\u003cbr\u003e~\u003cbr\u003e▴ collapse\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eAmazoomania cut this Garment Dyed Crewneck from 9.5 oz ringspun cotton, so it drapes with the easy swagger of a jaguar who already knows the whole rainforest is listening. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders leave room for air-drumming to the jungle beat, while double-needle seams hold the entire performance together set after set. Every crewneck is garment dyed for lived-in, vintage color that deepens like a good bassline ~ machine wash cold with its bandmates and tumble dry low to keep the encore going.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Blue Jean","offer_id":68117428142316,"sku":"MD-179707605","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Blue Spruce","offer_id":68117428175084,"sku":"MD-179707610","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Crimson","offer_id":68117428207852,"sku":"MD-179707615","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":68117428240620,"sku":"MD-179707620","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":68117428273388,"sku":"MD-179707625","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ True Navy","offer_id":68117428306156,"sku":"MD-179707630","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Blue 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