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It is 4.5 oz of ring-spun cotton, soft enough for a kid who lives in one shirt and light enough for a grown-up who claims not to, with a semi-fitted cut, taped neck and shoulders, and a ribbed collar that keeps its shape through a full season of naps, snacks and questionable decisions. The print sits smooth on the fine-knit surface, so the sloth looks exactly as unbothered as intended and the shoebill stays as unapproachable as it wants to be. Cold wash, low tumble, and it comes back ready for whatever the meerkat has planned ~ the meerkat always has something planned. Sizes run from the smallest cub in the family to the tallest giraffe... well, the tallest human.\u003cbr\u003e~\u003cbr\u003e▴ collapse\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery Amazoomania Premium Long Sleeve Tee starts with 6.1 oz of 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed to a soft-washed, lived-in vintage feel that only gets better with each encore wash. The relaxed unisex fit, classic crew neck, and rib cuffs hold the rhythm from morning zoo runs to late-night jungle jam sessions ~ heavyweight comfort, pre-shrunk so it stays on beat. 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