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Battle of the Zoo Band

🎺 The Battle of the Zoo Band ~ stage is set 🎸

Strings vs Horns

The bat brought a guitar. The toad brought a saxophone. Neither will yield the stage, and the sound check has been going for nine hours. Drop a ticket in a bucket ~ the zoo is voting on who headlines.

One ticket per fan. The bouncer is a very serious flamingo. 🎟️

TEAM BAT ON GUITAR

Plays upside down. Insists it improves the reverb.

Bat Guitar Riff ~ T-Shirt

Bat Guitar Riff ~ Tee

TEAM TOAD ON SAX

One note. Held for a full minute. Somehow moving.

Toad Sax Solo ~ T-Shirt

Toad Sax Solo ~ Tee

Here for the whole orchestra, not the drama? The rest of the band is warming up ~ banjo okapi, violin beaver, and a piano recital nobody can explain. Results get announced right here once the tickets are counted.

Management is not responsible for the trumpet gila monster. 🎺

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