Bottom of the ninth. Bases loaded. The crowd is on its feet. And out of the dugout walks a chipmunk.
Absolutely nobody is prepared for what happens next.
The Case For The Chipmunk
Small strike zone. Cheeks full of sunflower seeds, which is already correct baseball behaviour. Fast off the mark and impossible to read.
Chipmunk Basehitter is on this store because the tiniest player on the field is always the most fun to watch, and every kid who has ever been the smallest one on a team understands that immediately.
Baseball Was Built For Animal Casting
Baseball has more standing around than any other sport, and that is not an insult. All that waiting means every player develops a personality that everyone in the stands can see from a distance.
That is why animals work so well in it. The sport was already a cast of characters. We simply made the characters literal.
Seeds Are Not Optional
There is a real tradition here and the chipmunk is dressed for it. Sunflower seeds in the dugout are as much a part of baseball as the seventh inning.
A chipmunk is the only athlete on earth whose cheeks are already regulation. It is honestly unfair.
Wear It To The Little League Field
Here is the real use for this one. Saturday morning, folding chair, coffee, somebody else's kid up to bat.
A chipmunk on your shirt will make at least four parents laugh before the second inning, and one of them will ask you about it. That is a better morning than the game is likely to provide.
Play ball.
Written by AMAZOOMANIA. Thanks for reading.