Patiently Plotting ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt
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The Everyday Supersoft is the tee the residents actually wear. It is 4.5 oz of ring-spun cotton, soft enough for a kid who lives in one shirt and light enough for a grown-up who claims not to, with a semi-fitted cut, taped neck and shoulders, and a ribbed collar that keeps its shape through a full season of naps, snacks and questionable decisions.
The print sits smooth on the fine-knit surface, so the sloth looks exactly as unbothered as intended and the shoebill stays as unapproachable as it wants to be. Cold wash, low tumble, and it comes back ready for whatever the meerkat has planned ~ the meerkat always has something planned. Sizes run from the smallest cub in the family to the tallest giraffe... well, the tallest human.
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