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    The Residents After Dark: The Shift Nobody Told You About

    Squawk. Pete here, reporting live from my perch with a confession... the good stuff around here does not happen during visiting hours. It happens after. The gates click shut, the last stroller rolls out, and somewhere in the dark a moth straightens its bones, a possum checks the schedule, and the whole place changes management. That is what The Residents After Dark is about: the shift that starts the moment you go home.
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    Wild Ones on Wheels and Waves: Animals Who Ride

    Somewhere out there, right now, a creature is running late for something important. Not late in a panicked way (these animals do not panic), late in the way of a professional who knows the route, has the wind figured out, and will arrive exactly when the arriving is good. That is the whole spirit of Wild Ones on Wheels & Waves , and I have been waiting to write about this shelf since the first design crossed my desk.
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    Natural Tendencies ~ Apparently That's Me: The Shelf For Everyone With Exactly One Setting

    Every animal I have ever written about has one setting it refuses to change. The sloth does not hurry. The honey badger does not consult. The capybara has never once read the group chat and never once felt bad about it. This shelf finally gives that whole crowd a job title, and it is called Natural Tendencies ~ Apparently That's Me .
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    The Shelf Where the Animals Clocked In for Adventure

    Somewhere out past the tree line, a raccoon checked his altimeter, gave the thumbs up, and stepped out of a perfectly good airplane. Nobody gasped. This is how Tuesdays go. The animals have hobbies, they take them seriously, and I finally gave them all one shelf to live on ~ the Wildly Funny Animal T-Shirts collection.
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    Party Animals at Play: Where the Jungle Clocks Out and the Fun Clocks In

    Somewhere out there, right now, a kangaroo is checking the surf report. Not for anyone's amusement (the kangaroo does not know you exist) but because the waves are good and the board is waxed. That is the whole spirit of Party Animals at Play , the shelf where I keep the creatures who treat leisure like a calling ~ and honestly, I have never stocked a shelf with more conviction.
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    The Residents Admitted to Personalities, Then Found the Costume Bin

    Two things happened at AmazooMania in the same stretch of days, and the residents would like it on record that neither one was their idea. First, every animal on the grounds admitted to a personality. Then, before anybody could process that, they found the costume bin.

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  • Orange t-shirt with a crow and a pumpkin named Steve wearing glasses and a tie.

    The Residents After Dark: The Shift Nobody Told You About

    Squawk. Pete here, reporting live from my perch with a confession... the good stuff around here does not happen during visiting hours. It happens after. The gates click shut, the last stroller rolls out, and somewhere in the dark a moth straightens its bones, a possum checks the schedule, and the whole place changes management. That is what The Residents After Dark is about: the shift that starts the moment you go home.
  • Orange t-shirt with a crow and a pumpkin named Steve wearing glasses and a tie.

    Wild Ones on Wheels and Waves: Animals Who Ride

    Somewhere out there, right now, a creature is running late for something important. Not late in a panicked way (these animals do not panic), late in the way of a professional who knows the route, has the wind figured out, and will arrive exactly when the arriving is good. That is the whole spirit of Wild Ones on Wheels & Waves , and I have been waiting to write about this shelf since the first design crossed my desk.
  • Gray t-shirt with black and white hyena graphic and text "I HAVE NOTES."

    Natural Tendencies ~ Apparently That's Me: The Shelf For Everyone With Exactly One Setting

    Every animal I have ever written about has one setting it refuses to change. The sloth does not hurry. The honey badger does not consult. The capybara has never once read the group chat and never once felt bad about it. This shelf finally gives that whole crowd a job title, and it is called Natural Tendencies ~ Apparently That's Me .

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