Still Not Ready ~ Premium Tee
$36.99
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F.A.Q.s
Have a question the keeper has not covered? Email support@amazoomania.com and a real person writes back (the parrot is not allowed near the inbox).
At this time, AmazooMania ships within the United States only. Every piece is printed to order here in the US, so it does not wander far before it reaches you.
Each design is printed after you order it, so production takes 1 to 4 business days, then delivery within the US typically takes 4 to 9 business days depending on where you live and the carrier. Those are honest typical ranges, not guarantees ~ around holidays and long weekends, allow a few extra days (the carriers get as busy as the raccoon on trash night).
The moment your order leaves production you get a shipping confirmation with a tracking number. If tracking shows no movement for 10 business days, or says delivered when nothing arrived, write to support@amazoomania.com and we will chase the carrier and make it right.
Yes. Enter their address at checkout and add your message in the gift note on the product page (the sloth considers this the thoughtful choice and has endorsed it in writing, slowly).
Inspect it when it lands. If anything arrived damaged, defective, or not what you ordered, email support@amazoomania.com right away with your order number and a photo, and we will make it right at no cost to you. Changed your mind instead? Our Happiness Guarantee accepts returns within 30 days of delivery on unworn items in original condition (contact us first; customized and final-sale items excepted).
Keeper's Notes
The residents' business, written down as it happens: who claimed the best branch, who is still not getting in the pool, and what they were wearing at the time ~ read over the keeper's shoulder.
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Animals Over People: Pete Files the Report Nobody Assigned Him
I take the windsurfer. I do not ask. Micha has noted this in the log more than once, and I see no reason to change a working system. The point of the windsurfer is altitude, and the point of altitude is noticing things before anyone else does... which is how I came to be circling the far side of the pond when something landed in the Wildly Funny Animal T-Shirts collection. -
Deep End Zoo ~ Where the Whole Jungle Swims to Its Own Rhythm
Down at the pool, a hedgehog is hauling an apple up the high-board ladder. Standard Tuesday. The apple is a training partner (physics, the hedgehog insists), the cannonball is scheduled for noon, and the lanes have already been cleared. This is Deep End Zoo ~ our collection of premium animal tees where the whole menagerie has taken up aquatics and absolutely nobody on deck finds that worth mentioning. -
Tees That Walk In Loud
Around here, the collection called New Tees Just In is less a launch and more a shift change. I keep the roster. The animals keep everything else... the lane assignments, the set lists, the backstage politics. My job ends at writing it all down, and this week the schedule reads: water first >>> soundcheck >>> everybody else clock in.
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