Somebody left the AmazooMania art department unsupervised over a weekend, and Limited Edition Designs is what was on the wall Monday morning.
Tiger Vibes is a tiger in mirrored sunglasses and a pink-and-teal windbreaker, lit like a 1987 ski lodge, and he is not sorry. Snowbird is a parrot in shades against snowy mountains, a bird who has clearly never been cold and would like to keep it that way. Hang is a sloth strung up on a clothesline in a rainbow tee like laundry that decided to enjoy itself. Fierce Waves is a tiger riding a wave with his mouth open, mid-roar, which is not a recognized surfing technique. Jet-Ski Spike, BMX Panda Splash, Llama Snowboarder, Surfing Cool Octopus, Gamer Sloth, Mountain Monkey... the wall goes on, and every one of them looks like a dare somebody accepted.
Here is who this collection is for: the person who wants the shirt nobody else at the zoo gate is wearing. The early one. The friend who found the band before the band had a second song. You do not want the safe animal; you want the tiger in the windbreaker, and you want to be asked about it.
Limited Edition Designs is the wild-card wall (the ideas that got a little carried away, and we let them) ~ pick the one that makes you grin before you can explain why. Every tee is printed after you order it, and the art department has been given a second unsupervised weekend, against advice.
Written by Pete the Parrot. Thanks for reading.
