There is a side of the AmazooMania park where nothing has been scheduled since spring, and it is thriving. Sloth Spa Day opened a waiting list in April. The waiting list fell asleep. Nobody has followed up, because following up would require standing.
This is the shade side. Business here is conducted from a lounge chair, and the dress code is sunglasses (Shade Seeker is a snake coiled under a beach umbrella in his, and has not taken them off). Cool Pete has a beach chair under a palm tree and has not left it. Hippie Sloth has been in the same spot since the ribbon-cutting. Thirsty Parrot is, per the name, handling it. Gecko Rays found the sun at eight in the morning, claimed it, and is prepared to defend it. Sunbather Vibes, Slothful Chillin and Cool Lemur Sips are all present, all horizontal, all fine.
If your idea of a weekend plan is 'as little as possible,' and you say it with real conviction, Just Chill was hung for you. It is the shirt for the one who picks the chair, not the activity... the friend who answers 'what are you doing Saturday' with a long, satisfied nothing. Every tee here is an animal who figured that out before you did and would like to be worn while you catch up >>> Fiesta Flamingo, Beach Iguana, Poly Parrot Party, Sip Sip Hooray, Slothful Paradise, Mongoose Leisure, Tropic Turtle Swim.
Pick yours and go sit down ~ every tee is printed after you order it, and the waiting list will wake up eventually. Probably.
Written by Micha. Thanks for reading.
