Every animal at AmazooMania gets sorted at the gate: the half-pipe crowd goes to the extreme wing, the hammock crowd goes to the shade side, anyone holding an instrument goes to the bandstand. The Whole Menagerie is what happens when an animal looks at the clipboard and says, respectfully, no.
Hipster Jumbo is an elephant in sunglasses sitting in the ferns, doing nothing athletic, playing nothing, and somehow the coolest thing in the park. Beach Bliss is a flamingo who booked a lounge chair and an umbrella and would like the paperwork to reflect that this is not 'chilling,' this is a reservation. Cool Chimp Chillin' found a hammock and a bucket hat and has declined all three wings on the grounds that a hammock is its own wing. Goat-tar Hero brought an amp to the bandstand, was told the bandstand was full, and is now playing in the walkway at a volume the walkway did not agree to.
Here is why this collection might be the one: you have never once answered 'so what kind of person are you' with one word. You are the sloth on Monday, the cheetah on Saturday, the parrot at karaoke, and on the rare day when none of that fits, you are an elephant in the ferns with the sunglasses on. The Whole Menagerie is the collection with no velvet rope and no category... the animals who roam free because no enclosure could hold the whole idea.
Pick the one that refused the wing you would have refused ~ every tee is printed after you order it, and the goat is still in the walkway.
Written by Micha. Thanks for reading.
