The AmazooMania safety briefing was scheduled for nine. Nobody came. What follows is the incident log from the extreme wing, filed by a zookeeper who has given up on the briefing and now just writes things down.
The hippo has launched (Hippo Launch). Separately, a llama was launched (Launched Llama), and the two events may be related. The sloth went skydiving and fell asleep on the way down; he landed fine and is still asleep (Skydiving Sloth Sleep). The cheetah took a skateboard down the giraffe's ramp, the giraffe took it personally and is now shredding (Giraffe Shredder), and a parrot in a backwards cap and sneakers has been doing kickflips by the gate since Tuesday (that is Quirk, and he knows what he did). The snail on the snowboard reports he will be there... eventually.
Why this collection is yours: you are the one whose knees have opinions but whose heart is a cheetah on a skateboard. You have said 'one more run' and meant it every single time. You have a friend who is definitely the raccoon that went skydiving (Skydiving Raccoon) and a sibling who took a bike down a hill without checking the brakes (Kangaroo Bike Cruiser). To the Limit is where every animal in the park finds out what a ramp is for >>> Radical Skate Lizard, Flamingo Ski Grace, Surfing Raccoon Adventure, Skiing Parrot, High Flying Kangaroo, Cool Penguin Slider, Jumbo Basket.
Pick the animal that does what you do, or what you did before the knees got a vote ~ every tee is printed after you order it, and the hippo, as of this writing, has not come down.
Written by Pete the Parrot. Thanks for reading.
