Every animal that joins AmazooMania checks in at the gate, and the zookeeper on intake writes down exactly what walked up. This week's clipboard, unedited:
A flamingo arrived on roller skates with a heart on it (Flamingo Roller Heart) and asked if there was a rink. There is not. A second flamingo arrived at sunset, then a third on a journey, and the flamingo situation is now being monitored (Flamingo Sunset, Flamingo Journey, Flamingo Tropical Vibes). A meerkat came in carrying a surfboard taller than the meerkat (Meer Surfing). An iguana arrived muddy and declined to explain (Muddy Iguana). A squirrel showed up on a bicycle (Cool Cycling Squirrel), a toucan on a skateboard, mid-splash (Toucan Skate Splash), and a dolphin came in already whitewashed, which raised questions about where he had been (Whitewash Dolphin). A sloth arrived by air (Aerial Sloth Adventure). Nobody saw a plane.
Why the intake log is worth your time: a design that is a week old has exactly one person with an opinion about it, and it could be you. Wear Dizzy Monkey now and you get to be the one who explains it. Wear Surfing Giraffe Waves to the zoo and the person at the gate has never seen it, which is the whole point of the gate. New Arrivals is the front of the line, before the group chat catches up >>> Elephant Vibes, Cool Llama Flight, Lemur Tracks, Parrot Flight, Gorilla Shred, Vibrant Parrot Sailor, Roo Vibes.
Pick the one that just walked up ~ every tee is printed after you order it, and the intake desk stays open, because the flamingos have not stopped coming.
Written by Pete the Parrot. Thanks for reading.
